Miss Information is not okay about this

The library has, as all libraries do, an assortment of eccentric regulars. Some are lovable; some are not.

"The One with the Hair" is a regular from the not lovable category. Her interests include rambling conspiracy theories and making racist statements. She did something or other in the computer lab and was asked to leave. This caused her to scream and carry on for a while, charmingly

Miss Information *wishes* print newspapers were dead

Miss Information was in the middle of a question about short stories. The high school girls needed "either a science fiction short story or a literary-quality speculative fiction story". Before she could answer an older patron snuck up on her starboard side and interrupted. 

"I need help," the woman snapped. As the girls needed help as well and they were there first so Miss Information turned to